Clara Listensprechen @ClaraListensprechen4@qoto.org

william’s son, hamnet, was actually the first distributed network to use hypertext pork up language

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Shakespeare stored all his plays on 8" floppy disks which he kept in files called folios.

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One of Shakespeare’s known so-called lost plays, “Love’s Labour’s Lost” is about a woman going into labor and giving birth, thereby losing her bulky abdomen.
The more you know … 😜

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You know him as John Mastodon.

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Shakespeare is alive and well and hiding out in Oregon’s Siskiyou Mountains.

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Shakespeare describing Steve Bannon - KingLear, Act 2 Scene 2, continued

"...glass-gazing, superserviceable, finical rogue; one-trunk-inheriting slave; one that wouldst be a bawd in way of good service, & art nothing but the composition of a knave, beggar, coward, pandar, & the son & heir of a mongrel bitch; one whom I will beat into clamorous whining if thou deniest the least syllable of thy addition.”

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Shakespeare's real name was Erwin. Erwin Schvantz.

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“What’s this melon called,” Shakespeare asked his waiter.

“Cantaloupe,” Romeo replied.

And the rest is history.

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Shakespeare and his troupe of revelers rode elephants across the alps and attacked Rome with an adaptation of "Phantom of the Opera."

Sorry, ma’am. Will takes his fish shaken, not speared.

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Shakespeare’s wife, Anne Hathaway, travelled backwards 400 years in a Time Machine so that she could snag a guy who could put together a half-way decent screenplay.

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He egregiously abused the Columbia House 12 Sonnets for a Penny Club.

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Shakespeare exclusively used dodo feathers for his quills, inspiring meny others to do the same.

The trend became so popular that it is believable to be the primary reason for the birds extinction.

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Even though many movies were made based upon his work, William Shakespeare was nominated for an Academy Award just twice.
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Stage directions have Juliet doing air quotes whenever “Romeo” is spoken.

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London’s Chief Constable was a close enough friend of William Shakespeare that he named the police force’s newest enforcement tool a truncated twist on Shakespeare’s name: The Billy Club.

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Every show is supposed to end with a pie fight, which is why theatres have boxes for posh people who don't want to get their gowns soiled with steak and kidney or blackberries

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