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The nobel prize for learning how to type 75 perfect words per minute on the IBM brown electric in high school only to be made obsolete by spell check in college.

Roger Moore received a Nobel Prize for leaving the role of James Bond.

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The Nobel Prize For Writing The Most Creative Legal Warning For Products.

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The Nobel Prize For The Lack Of Creativity And Originality In Movies

(For the last 20 years, it has been unanimously awarded to Hollywood as a whole...)

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The Nobel Prize for Killing a Social Media Site, Throwing 40 Billion in the Toilet, and promoting Nazi and Fascist Conspiracy Theories


The Nobel Booby Prize

Goes to the winner of a bird contest similar to New Zealand's Bird of the Century but only Boobies can apply.


The Nobel Lollipop Prize

For the sucker who spent the biggest bucks on some potion that supposedly makes eyes wider and brighter than the way they were when they were born.


The Toenail Inspection Prize

It goes to the person who launched a big pharma race to cure an affliction that turned out to be lucrative only because he noticed that toenail fungus could become the latest medical fad after gout fizzled.

The Nobel Prize For #HashtagGames to @paul

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