Crigl @Crigl@qoto.org

Arguing with the cop who pulled me over that since the road is flooding it is covered under maritime law

Very accurate and precise map that I hate very much

If you boil a funny bone, you make a laughing stock

do you take this woman to be your gamer wifey, to have and to hold from this day forward, for pogChamp or cmonBruh, for kdr ratios high and low, in game and between respawns, to love and to cherish until we press F

In protest of exploitative working conditions, workers at Amazon warehouses are withdrawing their labour on Amazon Prime Day. Workers will staging a walk out during Prime Day, on Monday 15th and Tuesday 16th July

Don't scab.

This also means avoiding:
- IMDB
- Audible
- twitch
- GoodReads
- comixology
- Whole Foods

i havent had a healthy shit since 2004 #mastodev #freespeech #FOSS

twitters big improvement theyve been teasing is shutting down the website

love to look at cheap second hand TVs and find one that actually looks good only to read the description and find that there's no model number listed, the volume is stuck at 100%, and goatse is burned into the screen

I am literally frozen trying to come up with something that would be even half as funny as this headline

your timeline has been blessed by the Pigeon of Light and Dark

Just a reminder

I want this in my room

its almost like turning one of the most basic necessities of all human activity into an open air casino wasnt a very good idea

I'm extremely pleased to launch Run Your Own Social: How to run a small social network site for you friends.

This is a guide book to running a small, tight-knit federated social network server. It comes from my year of experience running Friend Camp. It's focused largely on SOCIAL solutions, though it does touch on the technical.

I've tried to keep it technology-neutral, and it should be a pretty easy read for anyone who's been on the fediverse for a while.

https://runyourown.social/

Well you see Mr. Sanders what you said about 3 people having more wealth than the entire bottom half of the U.S. was incorrect because the bottom half, once you take debt into account, actually has no wealth at all. Thus rendering your entire comparison meaningless.

thinking about how bizarrely confrontational david lynch's video of his recipe for quinoa is

every single person on single cooking related show ever made:
"i grew up in a (literally any ethnicity) family so food was very important to us"