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"who's to say really" has such a terrifying energy to it, as a phrase

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Beauty and the Beast except it pulls a Shrek at the end and Belle just becomes a furry too

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i wrote a new list! check it out:

1. cool shoes
2. muammar gadaffi
3. sauce

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great causes you can donate to :boost_ok: 

Got a little extra cash? Want to put on a fundraiser? Rightfully distrustful of big-name nonprofits and charity-not-solidarity? Here are a couple awesome places you can put your money:

mutualaiddisasterrelief.org/do - Mutual Aid Disaster Relief works with those affected by disasters to provide the aid that they need. This page lets you donate to the organization at large or any number of smaller campaigns, including the fantastic Puerto Rico Rebuilds

secure.givelively.org/donate/t - The Bail Project posts bail for people who can't afford it

intlantifadefence.wordpress.co afund.antirep.net/ - The International Antifascist and Anarchist Defense Funds pay legal fees for people who are arrested for activism

ripmedicaldebt.org/ - RIP Medical Debt buys up medical debt for a tiny fraction of its value and forgives it

All of these will spend most or all of your money on their action directly, rather than on advertising or bureaucracy

#StealThisTag

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when people say "the civil discourse in this country has gone to shit" what they mean is now other white people will tacitly point out when they say unbelievably murderous shit

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that george orwell 'imagine a boot stamping on a human face forever' line was just george being horny right

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every character in dragon ball is named after vegetables or underwear and honestly mood

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at the end of the day good art is just someone committing completely to the bit

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george orwell wrote animal farm because he was a furry

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I wanted to find the place where he did it to em and all I had to type into google maps was ‘where’ and it popped up immediately

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U.S. politics 

I'm always cautious about making political predictions, but my prediction for the 2020 presidential debate is Joe Biden and Donald Trump will go forehead to forehead and press their melting faces into each other until they squish into a single piss-colored blob, writhing in a shitty suit, and then, in a landmark moment of bipartisan unity, both parties will agree to run the piss-blob for president.

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you watch one fucking "joe rogan explains post nut syndrome" video and suddenly your recommendations are all drawings of historical guys in front of backdrops talking about how leftists are racist against the pope

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del taco is short for delete taco. this vile and dangerous organization must be stopped.

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thank goodness clothing is never made out of either of those

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me: i wonder why brands are so uptight about controlling what people do with their characters

me after i spend time on mastodon and now associate the character of garfield with leftist theory and horrible bodily fluid shitposting: oh thats why

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here's a little leftist ideology primer for any newbies out there (remember, its ok not to know this stuff!):

marxist = gay
anarchist = bisexual
leftcom = asexual
posadist = sapio sexual

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