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Let's give it up for Jon Stewart, who made sure the first responders during 9/11 got the compensation we'd promised them!

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everyone's all like "c'est la vie" and i'm all like "c'est some english words" lmao

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In my years at the company I work for I have gone from showing up 20 minutes early and sometimes starting before we open to get things out of the way to walking in the customer entrance (against the rules) while in the middle of eating breakfast, signing in to start my shift then just blatantly going upstairs to go to the toilet and get changed on company time. This is personal growth

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When he was younger he was called john bercalf

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all spaghetti is the same strand it just enters and exits reality where we see the ends

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We’re really close to the anniversary of ted Cruz posting porn on 9/11

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Did you know that #linux isn't electronic? It is mad of pipes, socks, files, handles, tar, even evil spirits called demons. There's only one electron, but it's big and slow!

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here’s a picture of fred durst autographing a bunch of dreamcast consoles

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galaxy brain take 

i have taken the galaxy brain. i will not be giving it back

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2018 was easily four or five times longer than 2019 has been.

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you can choose whether you're male or female? since when did games get so political

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probably late enough that i can let everyone know i'm D.B. Cooper

and yes, i did blow all that money, but there was a whole bunch of fuck and suck along the way

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you call them steamed punks, despite the fact that they are obviously grilled

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