Crigl @Crigl@qoto.org

having a conversation with me is so fucked up. im such a wild card, you never know when i might say some shit like "i disagree"

yesterday I trudged up to eglwysilan, a soaked spongy upland area above the taf. it's full of ancient trackways and field systems. the stone walls follow prehistoric boundaries. st Ilan stands lonely in its field and was forever too far away until finally I got there and saw THIS.
it's a sandstone slab carved with a naive round headed little fella carrying a round little sheild. I've read 8-10th cent, but let's be fair who the fuck knows how old it is. it was found in 1904 when digging a grave

400% sure that identity is just stapling together other people's pictures of you

CONCEPT: Two teams from different sports have to play each other in a third sport. They're not informed which sport until they show up to play.

me: one must be particularly careful when applying contemporary labels to premodern culture, as every aspect of their conception of selves and communities differs from ours in ways we can scarcely imagine

also me: sir gawain, knight of the round table at camelot, is a gay enby and a bratty sub

cutting down on single use plastics by diving into the sea and strangling turtles with my bare hands

Thinking about the time me and my friend started playing second life and he actually spent money on it and got a house but his neighbour wouldn't stop sitting on his porch openly masturbating so he purposefully put trees where they'd clip into his house and got reported

let's have a moment of appreciation for the reddit post where a ancap wanders into a greek anarchist squat and gets his ass beat (1/2)

they call them the silent generation because they had dogshit content and no subscribers

Saying 'what kind of an idiot doesn't know about the Yellowstone supervolcano' is so much more boring than telling someone about the Yellowstone supervolcano for the first time. http://hi.r8h.pw/RGX9Gx

coming out the toilets sniffing like slavoj zizek

Did you know that Jacqueline Stallone (*that* Stallone) is "the foremost American rumpologist". What is rumpology you ask? Why, it is the art of reading your future by looking at your ass.

A tool to create custom smartphone keyboard layouts for languages beyond those typically supported by tech companies https://t.co/UAKoXJCpRl #linguistics

arby's is named after jon arbuckle

2 girls 1 cup passes the bechdel test.

tarot is rigged. they don't even let you bring your own deck to counter their attacks. how are you supposed to win

omg i found the clock kink reddit thread again

Why is Jim Carrey doing ahegao in the poster for A Christmas Carol?

hang on dude, if we're gonna discuss this drug deal i gotta flip my Signal theme over to Dark Mode