The old average human body temperature of 98.6 (set in 1851) is likely no longer correct, as we're running cooler than we used to. Maybe due to better public health. And they corrected for more accurate thermometers!

**Crigl** · Dec 30, 2019, 23:07

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**Diogenes Rickles** @diogenes@monads.online · Dec 30, 2019, 23:07

Dec 30, 2019, 23:07

Diogenes Rickles @diogenes@monads.online

Life Hack: kill your gods then fall into despair because you must now construct something to replace them

**Crigl** · Dec 30, 2019, 04:24

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**dankwraith** @dankwraith@monads.online · Dec 30, 2019, 04:24

Dec 30, 2019, 04:24

dankwraith @dankwraith@monads.online

femeninity, its femininity, but for the fellas

**Crigl** · Dec 30, 2019, 20:30

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**𝕒𝕧𝕒𝕥𝕒𝕣 𝟜 👽** @jojo@the.scream.zone · Dec 30, 2019, 20:30

Dec 30, 2019, 20:30

𝕒𝕧𝕒𝕥𝕒𝕣 𝟜 👽 @jojo@the.scream.zone

Illegal to talk about Star Wars in 2020, it’s time for a break

**Crigl** · Dec 30, 2019, 17:29

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**Sid** @interneteh@sunbeam.city · Dec 30, 2019, 17:29

Dec 30, 2019, 17:29

Sid @interneteh@sunbeam.city

Going to buy the cheapest 3D printer there is and print the most expensive 3D printer there is.

**Crigl** · Dec 26, 2019, 18:39

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**Jacie "The" Chicken** @jacethechicken@chickenfan.club · Dec 26, 2019, 18:39

Dec 26, 2019, 18:39

Jacie "The" Chicken @jacethechicken@chickenfan.club

veni vidi velcro: I came I saw I stuck around

**Crigl** · Dec 27, 2019, 18:23

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**triz** @triz@radical.town · Dec 27, 2019, 18:23

Dec 27, 2019, 18:23

triz @triz@radical.town

a bidet is just a toilet that pisses back

**Crigl** · Dec 04, 2019, 14:32

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**Follow laser at skull.website** @laser@radical.town · Dec 04, 2019, 14:32

Dec 04, 2019, 14:32

Follow laser at skull.website @laser@radical.town

🎵Had to have high, high hopes for a living
Shooting for the stars when I couldn't make a killing
Didn't have a dime but I always had a vision
Always had high, high hopes🎵

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**Crigl** · Dec 17, 2019, 00:52

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**JohnBrownJr** @JohnBrownJr@radical.town · Dec 17, 2019, 00:52

Dec 17, 2019, 00:52

JohnBrownJr @JohnBrownJr@radical.town

i do my taxes every year but rather than paying them, i put them in escrow which the government will be able to access once it becomes full communist

**Crigl** · Sep 10, 2019, 10:44

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**geet** @geet@radical.town · Sep 10, 2019, 10:44

Sep 10, 2019, 10:44

geet @geet@radical.town

weird how you never hear about community chest the rapper

**Crigl** · Dec 15, 2019, 23:22

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*30s gangster voice* nya~ @melissasage@radical.town · Dec 15, 2019, 23:22

Dec 15, 2019, 23:22

*30s gangster voice* nya~ @melissasage@radical.town

son, my father wore this Afghan War vet hat before me, and you'll wear it after me. since we live in the freest country on earth, you'll be able to pass it onto your sons when time comes for them to enlist in the War in Afghanistan