Crigl @Crigl@qoto.org

There is a twitter account called Science Diagrams That Look Like Shitposts and it is good.

You had a bad take

You shut your main down

You make a shit post just to turn it around

remember that lawsuit where a guy sued coca cola because he found a rat carcass in his coke can and coca cola successfully argued that if a rat carcass was put inside a coke can on the assembly line it would have entirely dissolved into the coke by the time you opened the can

I'm a slut for church songs. Guess you could call me a hymnbo

boku no himbo academia

Galatians 4:16, ESV: "Have I then become your enemy by telling you the truth?"

tonight i explained to my 3 year old why "the police arrest Bad People" (a sentence uttered in one episode of a toddler show she watches) is incorrect in an age-appropriate way.

i feel immense relief about this because i can't maintain my integrity if i allow my kid to develop the idea that cops and rules are inherently good.

becoming the kwisatz haderach of leftism by becoming an anarchist, communist, social democrat and stirnerist at the same time

I don't know the difference between baklava and balaclava and if you teach me I will block you.

yo *three percent* of the world population went on strike today. a quarter of a billion people! shoutouts to india

A word that Google Docs thinks is fake is "cleaver" and a word that it sees no problem with is "neighborfucker"

I'm sorry but if you use Mastodon posts to train systems for filtering inappropriate content you will lose all eye contact, alcohol, US politics, and Star Wars discussions from your platform...

(This is from the paper "Mastodon Content Warnings: Inappropriate Contents in a Microblogging Platform" published by the University of Milan)

any%

my hands look like this so hers can look like that

*about to have sex, taking out my dick*
me: content warning. my dick and balls
partner: show more

Ben Shapiro eviscerates mother for putting the cookie jar on the top shelf

i dont understand why so many people consider Play-Doh a great philosopher. Tastes like shit

dude diligence

In the south they call communion bread the crucifixin’s