EvilK @EvilK@qoto.org

A statue in Istanbul to honor Tombili, a
famous stray cat. He used to sit in this
position and watch passers-by. #Caturday #MadeMeSmile

After a long night of getting #QOTO gitlab back up and running it is now up and **much** faster than it used to be.. had to completely restructure the volumes.. but now its fast as lightening... enjoy

https://git.qoto.org

Nothing like a spring storm in NJ. It’s like G-d is mad at us for our horrible accents and overuse of hair products.

The schadenfreude is strong with this one

How long until we realise that everything in our life is emotional support shit?

my boss does not think its funny to tell him im "crunching the numbers" while hitting my laptop with a hammer

starting a Depeche Mode tribute band that plays all the songs while crying, we'll be called Depresh Mode

Inflation caused by shrinking work force due to early retirement. Not the half a million EU workers who left due to Brexit. Nothing to do with Brexit. Brexit was a great success.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/business/2023/03/27/early-retirement-has-forced-inflation-says-andrew-bailey/

*Chuckles* That was adorable.

Teacher with a little girl, who's obviously a bday girl if her festive hat was anything to go by, is going around the classrooms and offices to hand out treats.

She handed me the whole box, and I signed: "Can I have all of that?" She nodded yes. I was wide-eyed, "Allllll of that?!" The teacher signed to her, "Nono, they can't have all of that, it's just one they get out of the box!" Oh yeah!

So the girl signed "One thing" "Oh, phew, okay, thank you, I was already afraid I would have to become fat!" And then I grabbed just one treat out of the box and gave the box back to her, hehe.

The teacher thanked me and I'm just amused by this interaction. 😋
#Work

There is truth in wine. I drink whisky.

1990s web experience

- Open site in browser
- Watch framework of site gradually appear
- Start reading site text
- View images once they load
- Click a hyperlink to more information on the thing you're looking for

2020s web experience

- Open site in browser
- Wait for Cloudflare to verify you aren't a bot
- Wait for background movie to load
- Dismiss cookie popup
- Decline to subscribe to their mailing list
- Decline to speak to a chatbot that promises it's a human
- Scroll infinitely looking for the information you want that's probably not there since it's all generated text intended for other robots to read anyway

It's #AutismAcceptanceWeek. We don't *have* #autism; we *are* autistic. If you're not autistic, you're allistic. The reason you might not be aware you're allistic is because the world is already set up to accommodate you.
The world can only benefit from autism acceptance. We're more likely to be: Creative, methodical, accurate, resilient, honest, committed, detail-focused, analytical. We also have superior recall/memory, in-depth knowledge & are less prone to propaganda/BS.
@actuallyautistic