老外 @Expat1975@qoto.org
Father. Husband. Writer. Teacher. Living in Shenzhen, China for the past 8 years. Don't want to talk politics here. Love movies and TV shows. Post gifs a lot. Loves to read me some books that are wrote real good - especially history.
Joined Aug 2018
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The sheep explored the house.
It wasn't as spacious as their barn, but it matched in warmth & dryness. There was also no hay, but right now it was a 'Later' problem.
"Has THIS ever happened to YOU?" blared the tv.
The lead ewe observed the miraculous devices on offer.
She carefully dialed the Order-Line.
Alas, the operator did not understand Bleat, no matter how loudly she repeated herself.
World Dominance was delayed another day.
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@hirnbrot saw this, went "ufff... k" and realize that it was right up your alley - don't ever say my dislike of puns spills out into unfriendliness :)
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Light
winds begin;
the morning sings
This is a modern form of haiku called Hay(na)ku -- which is three lines - one word/two words/three words
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Video Shows the Moment David Ortiz Was Shot in a Dominican Bar http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/breitbart/~3/vBhJFikEUzU/ #DavidOrtizshooting #EddyFelizGarcia #BostonRedSox #DavidOrtiz #Sports #MLB
Father. Husband. Writer. Teacher. Living in Shenzhen, China for the past 8 years. Don't want to talk politics here. Love movies and TV shows. Post gifs a lot. Loves to read me some books that are wrote real good - especially history.
Joined Aug 2018
