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if you're ever bored, just think of famous lines with the word body, and replace them with booty

a booty in motion tends to stay in motion

the human booty can only take so much

heavenly booties

take care of your booty, it's the only booty you're going to get

his booty was broken, but his spirit was not

a booty catch a booty coming through the rye

I just bought a new computer. Using Google Chrome, this website always comes with a warning now. It says not secure. Is anyone else having this problem?

Book title idea: Crowded Walmart, Crying Baby

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"The world's unfair, kiddo" is not an argument for "then allow unfairness", but instead is an argument for "Then make the world *FAIR*"

As of today, I have been in for 7 straight years.