Before we got to the point where the news just made us despondent and listless a screen writer/director friend of mine and I contemplated writing a comedy about Nero/Trump. (Though, after doing my research on Nero, I think I like him better, and they are rather different.)

This photo feels like something I'd write in one of the sketches. Yes yes he stole the military secrets and hid them in an ugly bathroom!

But, this isn't funny... it will be an inset in history books.