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@Tbsa , they could have last year. They didn't. So I say they won't.

@Tbsa , Well, if they do, maybe the Dems will pass laws allowing medicare and private citizens to buy drugs from whatever sources they wish to. The Ds will never do this though.

Valentine’s Day always reminds me of the time when my mom was in hospice and one of my parents’ elderly neighbor ladies brought a gift basket.

Here’s the thing. Due to being around Valentine’s Day and the likely limited options at the store, this gift basket was a super tacky Valentine’s gift basket with a teddy bear and some chocolates and some other random items.

It was a totally weird gift basket, but my mom thought it was pretty hilarious because WHO BRINGS A VALENTINE’S GIFT BASKET TO THEIR DYING NEIGHBOR?

Anyway, after the neighbor left, my mom and I started looking through the basket to see what was in it and that’s when we realized that it wasn’t just a Valentine’s gift basket, but a SEXY Valentine’s gift basket and the teddy bear wasn’t just a teddy bear, but a SEXY teddy bear and it also came with flavored lotions and oils and other “sexy” stuff.

That poor neighbor clearly had no idea what was in it and likely just grabbed a random gift basket because it had a dumb teddy bear in it, but it seriously provided us with hours of entertainment digging through that sexy gift basket and forcing “sexy” gifts on my mom’s friends whenever they’d come to visit.

Anyway, happy Valentine’s Day, neighbor lady. I hope you’ve made it a tradition of handing out sexy gift baskets to dying people because it really does lighten the mood.

@Tbsa , as I said, theater. Expect BS like this for the next 2 years, with flashes of Hunter's dick pics thrown in for increased outrage generation for the peanut gallery.

@Tbsa , zero chance it will even make it to POTUS's desk. It's just theater.

@pbump for $40 you can buy a 10 foot latex balloon on Amazon. Helium comes from party supply stores.

@pbump. I think people are misreading this. Extremism is a feature, not a bug. And for the left, the less you are willing to be extreme, the fewer votes you win. I also suspect Bobert would have lost if she acted like an adult. I don't think many extremist dems LOST. Not that there are many...

@swordsjew We found them. They are back ordered 4 months, and the guy who makes them isn't taking any further orders.

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@MaryPot @jaykuo I have never questioned Biden's intelligence. I have and will continue to question his motives.

@MaryPot @jaykuo , I am sure there are good republicans. Maybe as much as 1% of them. Biden seems to think that he can work with them, for good effect. I feel he is absolutely wrong. Biden thinks republicans are not the bad guys. I see no difference between that attitude and trump saying there are good Nazies.

@swordsjew , my family found Nicole Coenen, the wood chopping Canadian who uses a sword. We now all want one of those swords... and you are the closest to an expert I know. My kid is asking Ms Coenen...

@fgbjr @RitchieTorres, that's my point. Expelling Santos gets them out of that chair. Let them sit in it.

@lowqualityfacts this is what is wrong with America, not enough pet wolverines. Kudos to HJ for taking a stand for our future.

@cstross There are jokes that start like this... And now one that ends like this.

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