JonKramer, CIS-HET @JonKramer@qoto.org
BS in Physics. Will not tolerate hate. I am active here and on Post.
Joined Nov 2022
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Dolophones conifera, the "wrap around" spider did *nothing wrong* -- these spiders are literal wall flowers (branch buds?) and just want to curl up and not be noticed.
You can pick them up and they will run around in a panic until they find a place to "wrap" so they can feel safe.
They are unlikely to but, and if they do their venom isn't anything much.
Let them be poor things live in Australia with all kinds of dangerous creatures like bull ants and Australians.
My gods, I am tired. How tired?? I just confused Demosthenes and Diogenes in a comment about Midwestern cities.
Mock me as you will, I deserve it.
@noondlyt someone needs to redo the opening of The Thing by John Carpenter, with the Russians chasing a naked tre45on across the antarctic tundra.
@Skepticat shouldn't there be a period after "like"?
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Signs of #Stroke (from the #CDC). FAST diagnosis:
F—Face: Ask the person to smile. Does one side of the face droop?
A—Arms: Ask the person to raise both arms. Does one arm drift downward?
S—Speech: Ask the person to repeat a simple phrase. Is the speech slurred or strange?
T—Time: If you see any of these signs, call 9-1-1 right away.
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@gratefuldread people need to leave the nation of Texas.
@WarmthHighest2 that looks so comfortable...
@patricks almost! If only we could find other examples (thin blue line)...
@patricks ...and black folks. The NRA wrote the California gun laws, and Reagan signed them, when black people started carrying rifles in front of the police.
@Free_Press my theory is that he suddenly realized how much spit he consumes when he eats out.
@daniel Twitter is my least favorite X, less liked than the one that tried to get child support from me, when I never had sex with her.
@vagina_museum I had friends in middle school, brother and sister, who were 3 months apart in age. Neither was a very healthy child, but this explains how it happened.
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OLD THREAD REPOST
Some people have no uterus. Some people have one uterus. And some people have TWO uteruses! It's called uterus didelphys, and we have no idea exactly how common it is...
@davepell I agree with Jack. Make it as calm as a graveyard.
@lowqualityfacts I judge the uncleless.
Sorry, not sorry.
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Here's some tips for all the newcomers on here:
-Introduce yourself by sharing your greatest fears and weaknesses. It is standard.
-If you wish to verify your account, simply post your social security number. We value security here, so remember to add in "I do not consent to any identity theft".
-Socialize by telling us who your favorite uncle is. It doesn't have to be your uncle. It can be anyone's uncle. Maybe you don't have an uncle. That's okay. No one will judge you for that.
@dan613 oh my. That went right over my head.
Embarrassing with a math degree.
I will blame the antihistamines I am currently on.
@shaulawalko Sorry. (Narrator: he isn't sorry, he's a bit high, and feeling mischievous)
BS in Physics. Will not tolerate hate. I am active here and on Post.
Joined Nov 2022
