Remember, start your passwords with a comma to fuck up the CSV of the inevitable breach dump.

Conservatives were furious when a baker had to bake a cake for a gay couple. But now they want to force Apple to host content it finds harmful and dangerous?
Make it make sense.

Borrowed from Reddit, an easy form for your end of the semester “extra credit” requests.

Thus explaining why administrators don’t mind demanding we do hours of required digital training each year….

When people travel to the past, they worry about radically changing the present by doing something small.

Few people think that they can radically change the future by doing something small in the present.

This is the only real time travel paradox.

Elon Musk plans to reinstate nearly ALL previously banned Twitter accounts — to the alarm of activists and online trust and safety experts. The decision will have dangerous consequences, particularly for vulnerable communities. #twitter #twittermigration #tech #technology #elon #TwitterMigrate

So many people grumbling about Elon Musk's takeover of Twitter.

If nothing else, it appears he's well on the way to making it an ad-free social network.

Oh dear. I've just been informed that collecting the names of every person on the planet for my naughty and nice lists is, and I quote, “a significant and wholly irresponsible breach of #GDPR “.
I'm going to hand out about 8 billion consent forms soon. If you could all get them back to me ASAP that would be appreciated.

Who thought last month that the Democratic control of Congress would outlast Twitter?

My office Mac is having a bit of a problem with the fans on the video card. Sigh.
I know the solution is either doing maintenance on the fans or replacing them, it is just getting IT to actually do it. For now, my office computer growls at me.

How to Catch a Mountain Lion
an illustrative guide

1. Place a cardboard box where the animal frequently visits.
2. Sit back and wait.
3. A cat is a cat is a cat.

Whoopsies. Pissing off members of Congress, yet another thing Elon is exceling at. You would think people would stop confusing being rich for being competent.


“I never thought leopards would eat MY face,” sobs man who paid $44 billion for LeopardsWhoEatPeoplesFaces dot com


Oh heck, turns out this itself was a parody! Harry Potter never has been on Twitter. Well played Weird Al, well played.

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