Kovaelin @Kovaelin@qoto.org

@2ck Obligatory senbonzakura. https://youtu.be/K_xTet06SUo

This is my favourite thing of the day. https://youtu.be/zPKxNTt-8A4

@kura Google Translate has failed me once more.

@kura I'm surprised that "compound word" isn't a compound word in German.

I hoped that these kind of issues would have been left behind after elementary school. Adult reality has been disappointing. https://youtu.be/LI4ueUtkRQ0

Door guy at Costco was licking their fingers to hand out coupons. Who still does that anymore? WHY would you do that? WHY???

I woke up yelling at my alarm clock this morning, because I had a nightmare that I was back in class and a couple jerks sitting behind me wouldn't shut up. I thought audio slipping into dreams only existed as a plot device!

@Orakel Relevant. https://youtu.be/kkCwFkOZoOY

@augustus

Seriously. COVID parties? Why not just donate your healthy parts to people that want them?

I would have thought that people not wanting to wear masks nowadays to protect others around them would also be self-important enough to keep it on the DL, so they don't get called out by everyone. Apparently, selfish morons have a great capacity to be loud and proud about it.

I've been getting a lot of silent robocalls lately.

Of course I made a typo with maybe*