Nordstahl @Nordstahl@qoto.org

Baby blep 🥰 #FosterKittens #TongueOutTuesday #cats #CatsOfMastodon

rahm and bill are going back and forth about how democrats should abandon trans people and then keep saying "we're going to get killed over this" but the episode aired 4 days ago and i don't think any trans people even noticed until i unfortunately had to watch this.

This is the most German headline I've ever read.

https://www.dw.com/en/germany-news-neighbor-attacked-for-pounding-schnitzel-too-loudly/live-76840275

Former CIA Officer John Kiriakou:

“The Israelis if they want to kill you, They'll blow up the entire city block where you live, They'll kill a thousand people Just to get you and they don't care..”

Protests, San Francisco style: https://missionlocal.org/2026/04/sf-arms-embargo-israel-banner-twin-peaks/

Anonymous activists on Saturday displayed a large banner in Palestinian colors on the side of Twin Peaks that read “End U.S. aid to Israel” and could be seen across San Francisco.

The banner was displayed at the same location as the annual “Pink Triangle,” a monument that has been put up every Pride weekend since 1996.

Police officers came but allowed the installation to remain, the activists said.

#uspol #Israel #SanFrancisco

They obviously haven't tested this against the folx on Fedi 😅

Y'all'll find the kink in anything.

They're all piss and vinegar when they think i won't quotepost them.

Yes! All Phones sold from 2027 in EU must have replaceable batteries!

https://www.theolivepress.es/spain-news/2026/04/20/eu-to-force-replaceable-batteries-in-phones-and-tablets-from-2027/

THERE ARE GOOD NEWS (literally): The Onion acquired InfoWars.

Populations that are hungry, sick, and scrambling to survive don't organize. They don't protest. They're too busy trying to feed their children. A mother rationing her toddler's produce budget isn't writing to her congresswoman. She's at her second job, desperate to make ends meet.

Blue Origin is seeking U.S. Federal Communications Commission approval to operate a 51,600-satellite "orbital data center" network. Today, the Center for Space Environmentalism officially filed our opposition to its application.

We're demanding a rigorous environmental review to assess collision risks and the severe threat to our shared night sky before any approval is granted. Read our comment in full: https://www.spaceenvironmentalism.org/actions/public-statements-and-comments/blue-origin-comment-april-2026

#SpaceDebris #Astronomy #SpacePolicy #Environment #BlueOrigin #Tech

I voted for Harris you knob

RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:s7hrcjdih3nv2cmdb67mis6j/post/3mjxi3vhgdc2e

When IT finally happens.... there'll be worldwide simultaneous parties the likes of which the world has never seen! Champagne's in the fridge! 🍾 🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾

Odin got swarmed by a bunch of very young, very brave children speaking a language I couldn't positively identify but was probably Hebrew

one of them got a little too rowdy with him and he jumped playfully at her before I could tell her not to do that, but she didn't panic.

then, the Hateful Poodle on his high balcony of disdain caught sight of us and started cussing Odin out in Poodlese. Odin is absolutely zero percent concerned when this happens, but another dog who was being walked slipped his owner to cross the street and bark back at the poodle while Odin was just standing there like "wow, TWO friends"

Ha! Met with a lawyer today. Nothing exciting just planning stuff. But LOL at Hubby’s first comment as we were shown into our conference room. This is the first time he has been back in a conference room since he retired nearly five years ago. It reminded him why he was fully and not half retired. 🤣

In my opinion, we don't talk enough about what a caustic, rapey, racist, misogynistic, White Supremacist asshole Rep. Cory Mills (R-FL) is.

#CoryMills #Florida #GOPGrifter #WhiteSupremacist #GunNut #ExpelCoryMills #USPol

This is very good

Dozens of US military veterans were arrested at the Capitol today during a protest against the Iran War. Photos via @frankthorp.bsky.social@bsky.brid.gy

Masto chums. Is there an #online #artist community where my 14 yo can safely share her #art and #writing?