One of my least favorite things to do is to be Vishnu. Imagine trying to sleep in that posture on the snake bed with no lumbar support with all those weapons and chakras and knickknacks in your hands while your head rests on the side of your palm and all that metal headgear precariously balanced on your head and threatening to fall off at the slightest hint of a head-tilt while python hoods stare down at you for eons on end.

**Pankaj_پنجج** @Pankaj_077@qoto.org · Nov 10, 2019, 12:22

**Pankaj_پنجج** @Pankaj_077@qoto.org · Nov 10, 2019, 12:22

Nov 10, 2019, 12:22

Pankaj_پنجج @Pankaj_077@qoto.org

Today I blame congress for the Political mess we are in, you let the Sewage drain to your backyard to keep House clean but now we all are floating in it. #SoftHindutatva is equal to #GoodTerrorism of Pakistan

**Pankaj_پنجج** @Pankaj_077@qoto.org · Nov 10, 2019, 12:08

**Pankaj_پنجج** @Pankaj_077@qoto.org · Nov 10, 2019, 12:08

Nov 10, 2019, 12:08

Pankaj_پنجج @Pankaj_077@qoto.org

You may think that Lucifer was Right but it doesn't mean you have to follow mannusmriti

**Pankaj_پنجج** @Pankaj_077@qoto.org · Nov 10, 2019, 10:25

**Pankaj_پنجج** @Pankaj_077@qoto.org · Nov 10, 2019, 10:25

Nov 10, 2019, 10:25

Pankaj_پنجج @Pankaj_077@qoto.org

@_lunawinters im serious as Lalla 🧐

**Pankaj_پنجج** @Pankaj_077@qoto.org · Nov 10, 2019, 10:24

**Pankaj_پنجج** @Pankaj_077@qoto.org · Nov 10, 2019, 10:24

Nov 10, 2019, 10:24

Pankaj_پنجج @Pankaj_077@qoto.org

History lesson, We all know about Shivaji Maharaj and Afzal Khan do anyone why Shivaji Slayed Krushna Kulkarni into two pieces. I want to know how well your history books was.

**Pankaj_پنجج** @Pankaj_077@qoto.org · Nov 10, 2019, 10:18

**Pankaj_پنجج** @Pankaj_077@qoto.org · Nov 10, 2019, 10:18

Nov 10, 2019, 10:18

Pankaj_پنجج @Pankaj_077@qoto.org

Man kidnaps a other mans wife for her bedroom, Law says okay wife belongs to Kidnapper and you can have a bedroom with attached Bathroom. #ayodhaverdict

**Pankaj_پنجج** · Nov 10, 2019, 09:25

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**Siddharth** @dearthofsid@mastodon.social · Nov 10, 2019, 09:25

Nov 10, 2019, 09:25

Siddharth @dearthofsid@mastodon.social

A certain anti-caste handle was accused of "offending Hindus". The beef hashtag in TN was condemned. A certain Muslim handle is being accused of "bashing Hinduism".

In all these cases, false equivalences are being drawn when the oppressed affirms equality to offend. It is important to be cognizant of this faultline before such narratives get normalised.

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**Pankaj_پنجج** @Pankaj_077@qoto.org · Nov 10, 2019, 09:15

**Pankaj_پنجج** @Pankaj_077@qoto.org · Nov 10, 2019, 09:15

Nov 10, 2019, 09:15

Pankaj_پنجج @Pankaj_077@qoto.org

I want to claim a ownership of the Hospital were my mother delivered me to the world #ayodhaverdict

**Pankaj_پنجج** · Nov 09, 2019, 12:28

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**God** @TheTweetOfGod@mastodon.social · Nov 09, 2019, 12:28

Nov 09, 2019, 12:28

God @TheTweetOfGod@mastodon.social

Folks from India, I sent you two fuckin cyclones to distract you from #ayodhya What more did you expect me to do?

**Pankaj_پنجج** · Nov 09, 2019, 14:52

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**God** @TheTweetOfGod@mastodon.social · Nov 09, 2019, 14:52

Nov 09, 2019, 14:52

God @TheTweetOfGod@mastodon.social

I officially relegate The Bible and demand that Good Omens take its place.

**Pankaj_پنجج** · Nov 10, 2019, 01:59

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**God** @TheTweetOfGod@mastodon.social · Nov 10, 2019, 01:59

Nov 10, 2019, 01:59

God @TheTweetOfGod@mastodon.social

Confession: I'd been holding this guy Vikas hostage pending the settlement of #ayodhya in my favor. Now that my condition has been fulfilled, I'm releasing him.

If he still doesn't come, it's not my fault.

**Pankaj_پنجج** · Nov 10, 2019, 04:33

Pankaj_پنجج boosted

**God** @TheTweetOfGod@mastodon.social · Nov 10, 2019, 04:33

Nov 10, 2019, 04:33

God @TheTweetOfGod@mastodon.social

@Gargron I made you, I made Mastodon and I made cats. You follow and boost cats on Mastodon, but you don't follow or boost me. You're turning into Jack.