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I once Meta a girl from Nantucket,
who wished for one huge as a rocket.
But when the fruit came to bare,
she gave it a stare,
and said it was too big to Zuck it.
Yeah, I know it's no longer PC (politically correct) to refer to a woman as a "girl", but that's the form of the verse. What can I say, #limericks are a transgressive #platform. (Also, I know, #Zuckerberg is not from Nantucket.)