Pivo @Pivo@qoto.org
More overwhelmed by all this than he appears
I have been Pivo@bautanist on Twitter
Joined Nov 2022
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I was trying to edit the original post to fix the broken link and deleted the entire damn post by mistake. Anyway,
YOU SHOULD READ THIS! IT TASTES LIKE RAINBOWS WITH CLOUDBURSTS AND FEELS LIKE YOU’RE RIDING A UNICORN
It's wild that your car has balloons but you only get to play with them if something bad happens
Opening up a bean pod to find cooked egg yolk should be normalized
Why are ellipses three .s?
One . means end of sentence
Two .s means nothing...
Perplexingly inefficient if literal:
Haywire
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An escape room filled with people who want to put their 3yo on the phone to say hi
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god: combine that cat with that snake
angel: oh. lord. no
god: cat snake
angel: but
god: DO IT
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The best way to thwart dad jokes is with poisoned dinners.
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My son keeps getting his hair caught in my nose ring is not a sentence I could ever have imagined saying but here we are
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There is no limit to the things I can fail to notice until it's too late!
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I’m not antisocial, I just can’t stand being around other people.
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0 days since I lost my glasses while wearing them
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I learned the hard way not to take my good lute to a Renaissance fair.
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I just overheard a lady at the Home Depot garden center ask where the perineums are and I hope she finds everything she’s looking for and more.
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We’re loading the outside-facing wedge of this revolving door with hotdog buns and rotating in as many pigeons as possible to the office lobby when Jerry leaves the building.
Let’s see if he notices…
I'm going to become one of those 'box guys' who goes around in a sealed box and says, "You know without wind chill it's really not that cold"
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“How’s life treating you?”
Me: With contempt.
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Confucius: “Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves.”
Me taking notes: 𝘊𝘰𝘯𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘪𝘶𝘴 𝘴𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘪𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶’𝘳𝘦 𝘨𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘳𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯𝘨𝘦, 𝘨𝘰 𝘣𝘪𝘨 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘰𝘶𝘵 2 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘴.
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“Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis has requested information on transgender college students from 12 state universities.”
HE’S MAKING A LIST. I am not kidding around when I say that this man is the most dangerous elected official in America today. He’s an open fascist. New horrors of censorship, retribution, and hate are reported in Florida every single day.
I’m honestly scared.
More overwhelmed by all this than he appears
I have been Pivo@bautanist on Twitter
Joined Nov 2022
