J. JONAH JAMESON: So, this photo ISN'T a selfie, you were actually up there, on the outer wall of the 97th floor of a skyscraper, WITH Spider-Man.
PETER PARKER: Yup.
JJJ: And it only *looks* like a selfie because Spider-Man was "patting your head" while you took the shot?
PETER PARKER: $25, take it or leave it.
More overwhelmed by all this than he appears
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