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*listening to any podcast*

I really wish they would start whispering for a bit, and not stage whispering, an age-old technique to convey subtlety but ensure the audience can hear them, I want to not be able to hear what is being said for a short period so that I'm totally lost

I always put out food for any pets that may be doing a homeward bound, a lot of people leave their raccoons behind

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[seeing an account that posts but never boosts others]

"i see someone likes the smell of their own toots"

Don't you take my olive pits!
They're my olives and I paid for the whole things!

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Laundry status: I am seriously considering wearing a prom dress from 1998 to the gas station.

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"I don't know how you spend so much time on the internet- It's boring," he stated plainly, while watching a reality tv show about fishing.

People are always talking about blood sugar but when you inquire about the quality it always turns out they don't mean the ingredient

"I'm a modern day Geppetto!" I proclaim, displaying a block of wood that I carved out of boy.

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