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Meh. Yeah, I said it. Comet C/2022 E3 (ZTF). Meh.

OK, I'm old. There have been at least five comets in my lifetime that have been "not meh." This isn't one of them. If it's a cool comet, groups of people will commit mass suicide. Save that excitement for a cool one (beer or comet). I hope to even be alive when the next "not meh" comet comes by.

In case people didn't notice, winter ended yesterday. I know this because a flock of 18 robins and a flock of about 80 cedar waxwings stopped in the back yard on their way north and told me about it.

Our leucistic , whom we've named Leuk, has been visiting us daily since October. We know the flock is going to leave soon. It will be interesting to see if he comes back next winter. This is the longest relationship I've ever had with a sparrow.

The Riddler is describing the rotisserie strategy for fire enjoyment.

Which is the biggest threat in this box?
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It's not , it's !

Here's a picture from 2011 of Angela and possibly one of the Orphan Adrian clan recreating "The Creation of Raccoon" from the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel.

Another picture for ! (also not ). This skunk has no name because today is the first time we have seen them.

Another not photo. This is Skittles and her baby Starburst. Skittles is at least a 3rd generation backyard blond. Apparently she didn't choose a blond to father her child. Raccoons, like Klingons and Kings, like to cite their geneology. Skittles, the first of her name, is daughter of Rusty daughter of Snowball.

A flashback from 2009. This is White Cat. Her full name was "The Poor Unloved White Cat what Nobody Loves." Apparently this color scheme is called seal point tabby, but that would be too long a name. Like many of our cats she was a stray that showed up in the back yard and decided to stay and eventually moved indoors. She left us in 2010 because of brain cancer.

"Why are you waking us up, house ape?"

(Eva, Joker, and Riddler share a bed.)

3. Death in the Afternoon. A Hemingway cocktail. 1.5 ounces of absinthe and 4 ounces of champagne. Guaranteed to ring in something.

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2. Campari spritz. 1.5 oz campari, 4 oz champagne, 1 oz club soda. Garnish with and orange slice. Off guests don't like the bitterness of campari, you can do an Aperol spritz instead.

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1. Champagne cocktail. Sugar cube with several dashes of angostura bitters, 3/4 oz cognac, 4 oz champagne. Maraschino cherry and orange slice garnish. Ignore the food. Foods is unnecessary.

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