And the disciples came to Jesus and asked him, Master, please tell us, how does a man end up in Hell? What kind of lifestyle is the absolute worst, and would send us to the burny place, so that we may avoid it?

And Jesus said unto them, Oh that's easy. Just be a successful capitalist.

The disciples blinked and answered, I'm sorry? Did you say capitalism sends you to hell?

Jesus said, Yes, did you not know that I'm a socialist?

The disciples whispered, We can edit this out in post, right?