@Shamar to be clear:
it's not about a use-after-free in my code, it's not about me not knowing how to deal with it.
It's about finding a fun bug and not being able to share the excitement.
My point is that if you think about it, even mundane issues like memory allocation might be solved in arcane ways, sometimes removing whole class of bugs.
@Shamar yes, avoiding dynamic memory allocation can be fun. Implementing your own allocator can be more fun. Debugging someone else's custom allocator's interaction with a custom event loop is even more fun.
@Shamar don't use a computer, problem solved.