Child: I know there's not really a Santa
Me: okay, I guess it's time you learned the truth. There *was* a Santa, until he was shot by a drunken redneck on Christmas Eve in 1972. The NRA perpetuates the myth to thwart gun regulation
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that son a bitch gonna put coal in mah stockin’ and Ima just stanin’ mah groun’
