About the filth that is Michelangelo's David: my husband and Ihave been aware of this for some time now. We were informed of that fact by a sister-in-law of my husband, who, several years ago, saw a refrigerator magnet with David on it at the house of my husband's brother who is also gay.
The sister-in-law said that when she saw that filth — it was just a refrigerator magnet with an exact replica of a photo of Michelangelo's David on it — on her brother-in-law's refrigerator, her knees went weak.
Pornography! Children might see this! Gay groomers!
So she did what any morally upright right-wing Republican pro-life-voting American Catholic woman would normally do: she took the magnet and turned it so the picture of David was hidden. Then she went through her brother-in-law's house and anywhere she saw a picture that had a nude person in it, she turned it to the wall.
This is the normal, moral, natural way good upstanding Christian people should always respond to nudity, and even when it's not our own house we're "purifying" of evil, we surely have a right to go through that house and turn pictures to the wall.
And do I need to tell you who this sister-in-law voted for in 2016 and 2022 — because she votes always for "morality" and the "pro-life" cause, and she claims that anyone who votes Democratic is enmeshed in evil?
If you haven’t already told your sister in law to fuck the fuck off, can I do it for you?
