Dear new followers,

Hi! 👋😁

Glad to have you aboard! A few things you should know...

Get used to asking “WTF is he talking about?“. It'll happen often. Don't ask me to explain. Just go with the flow.

I am a nice caring person who has no problems telling someone to fuck off if they need to hear it.

If you don't take yourself too seriously and keep an open mind with a good sense of humor, we'll vibe.

And lastly, if you don't think farts are funny, just unfollow now. You suck.

K thx bye ✌️