Ok WHO TRASHED MASTODON WHILE I WAS SLEEPING?

This place is a mess.

@That_One_Guy is that your ash tray on the floor?

@jankhambrams why are there a a bunch of dried up markers on the floor?

@jeanettepizzurro Why? Just... why?

For fucks sake @mentallyalex while I applaud your late night attempt to create The Impossible Hot Pocket, I would appreciate it if I didn't have to clean out the microwave after each failure.

NOW GET TO CLEANING!!!