SpinozasHeresy @SpinozasHeresy@qoto.org

@GottaLaff @GatekeepKen

The FBI actually thinks antifa is a thing. Don’t expect much.

@froomkin

At least ChatGPT would’ve made this story a little more interesting. If journalists want to keep their jobs they need to step it up.

The only thing worse than a Jewish space laser is a Chinese attack balloon. Move over TikTok, there’s a new scary Chinese thing in town.

I guess I understand now…

https://youtu.be/Npzc5wEH3i0

@darnell
I thought of this Steve Jobs bit.

https://youtu.be/c__DV-Ul9AM

@Taweret@octodon.social
I think they see you doing something with your fingers on another thing and want to get in on the action.

@damagedave
However, you can still marvel at the unwavering ability of those in the audience to maintain their dogmatic slumber.

Why do I do it? Why do I take the Tucker Carlson clickbait? My sensitive skin can only handle one shower in a day.

WTF is woke culture? I was (briefly) watching MSNBC this morning and, once again, a republican politician was allowed to get away with using the term “woke culture” as if it was an actual…um…thing. If only American journalists and pundits were being paid to push back like this…

https://youtu.be/FR4rHPpoPHQ

https://www.npr.org/2023/01/26/1151374507/a-look-at-key-takeaways-in-a-secret-service-report-on-mass-attacks-from-2016-202

Men are clearly in trouble in America. Why is that? and what can be done about it?

@kristinagehrmann

I really like this👍 You should do an entire deck!😊

I’m so confused! Is Joe Biden a doddering old man or is he the 9th dimensional chess playing capo of the Biden crime family? I guess my liberal brain is unable to hold two contradictory ideas in my head at the same time.

@JoParkerBear
Effective for long summer vacation trips in the car.

I’m watching the 49ers/ Seahawks game, and I just saw a Busch Lite presents commercial touting the “Clash at the Colosseum” NASCAR race…with…wait for it…special guest rapper, Wiz Khalifa. And so it goes…

I’m having difficulty getting my Judeo-Christian hard on for M&Ms and gas ranges. Can’t we bring back CRT and cancel culture?

@zgtcooper
Just a gosh darn minute here! Are you suggesting that someone involved in cryptocurrency is making stuff up out of thin air?

@COSAntiFascists
wow. Sorry you took it that way. Attempts at humor while poking at fascists will be curbed in the future.

@drvolts
I think the technical term is “pussies”.

@COSAntiFascists
His description should also include references to his signature smirk and his collection of sensible man bras.