SpinozasHeresy @SpinozasHeresy@qoto.org

@lauren

that was back in the days when the phone company was a monopoly. Now, in our glorious future, free markets and competition have made phone companies so much better. 😒

@Mrfunkedude

As long as the who isn’t me and the what isn’t my butt (not that there’s anything wrong with that), I’m cool. 😎

@GatekeepKen

Patience grasshopper.

@Ulrich_the_Elder@mastodon.social

Jesus murder someone? 😲 Jesus would be turning in his grave if he read this. Oh...wait...

@Eetschrijver

I was thinking he had that many toes to count so high. Your theory probably makes more sense.

@GottaLaff

Once, at a post office in Tulsa, I got in a tussle with a bulky letter that defied my efforts to affix the proper postage. A firm defense with my trusty AR would have insured that letter reached its proper destination! Finally a sane decision for self defense!

@Eetschrijver

Wow! A zillion miles away? That’s really far, huh?🤔

@jeffowski

I’m not a religion guy and I don’t use the Bible as a means for proving anything, but for the record Jesus said the kingdom of heaven is “at hand”.

@YadyO

If there’s cocktail service, I’m in.

On its face, the notion that Trump has presidential immunity is just dumb. Silly. Buffoonery. And yet, five days since the hearing his lawyer argued such nonsense, MSNBC is STILL...STILL! hyperventilating over it! Just put it to bed!! Trump is a clown and says stupid things to get the EXACT response he’s getting. And MSNBC (and many others) habitually beat his dead horses for days at a time thus providing him the media attention he craves. After 7 years of Trumps buffoonery has no one learned?

In a stunning feat of legal jiu-jitsu, Israel has skillfully executed the “Israel is rubber, Hamas is glue” defense. Genius! The only problem I can see with that is Hamas is not a signatory to the ICJ and the barbarity of a terror group like Hamas is absolutely no justification for a sovereign state acting like barbarians. But beyond that, as far as I can tell...case closed!

So, here’s an idea. Quit (oh please!) reacting to anything Trump does as if he’s like anything other than a buffoon. Simple. He’s not Hitler, he’s not dangerous, he’s been indicted on 91 felony counts and is going to prison for the rest of his life. Any other reaction inflates the self importance of himself and his followers. Quit giving it oxygen. Please.

@lauren

If I were a Trump supporter...I’d make fun of the governors wheelchair...

@morpheo @palestine

In the era of Trump...not really surprising.

@evacide

So... after reading all of the posts on the subject, I’m wondering if anybody realizes that there is absolutely nothing even remotely in existence that does anything like chores. Maybe the Roomba that I got six years ago and is now sitting in the closet next to the vacuum. Beyond that, I’m out of examples. The AI hysteria this stuff creates is amusing to say the least. 

I’m thinking it’s high time Congress came up with something like, oh, I don’t know, like a war powers act? You know, something that puts some teeth into their already broad constitutional powers to approve military action?...naaaahhhh...

https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2024/01/11/politics/us-strikes-houthis-yemen/index.html

@crooksandliars

If the media would have started treating these clowns like this in the 80s, we wouldn’t be in the mess we’re in today. Better late than never I guess.

@GottaLaff

Since the pot dealers have (kinda of) been put out of business by legal weed, I suppose they can keep their income up by taking up the birth control trade? I’m sure law-enforcement will just love busting, dealers, and fertile women. God bless America!!🙏

@universalhub

I love this headline! It really encapsulates our times in a beautiful, compact package.