Oooo! I love love love 💕 opening these, but I’m always bumbling with those little hooks in the back. 
It’s odd to me that we spent four flaccid years listening to Trump tell, what, like 30,000 lies? something like that? But when he says he’s “going to be a dictator on day one” all media (except Fox News et al) soils its collective pants. Trump is a fucking buffoon. Pearl clutching and swooning is exactly what he wants. Why does everyone continue to give it to him? And before you tell me to ignore it at my peril, tell me exactly how 50 states and 330 million people are going to get on board.
And so it goes...
I gotta tell you I am impressed as all get out that Reuters did this:
https://www.reuters.com/investigates/special-report/usa-slavery-families/
Different medium, different use case. I guarantee a court subpoena to my mastodon host would provide all the information required for a legal inquiry about my identity.
actually, I think these are the Former Trophy Moms for America. 
Incoming! Three alarm nothing burger! My privacy! My civil rights! Now that Proctor & Gamble knows I binge watch Jerry Seinfeld they’ll leverage this deep state intelligence to sell me toothpaste! Oh, the humanity! 
Reality television has turned Americans into a bunch of posing, performing, self-important, yaaahooos.
I just need a couple of Findlay sprinkler heads and a Langston 7-inch gangly wrench, please.
how can this be? Don’t I benefit from the delicious almond caramel cluster ice cream served at the local ice cream shop. 
@Snowshadow@mastodon.social @Mastopoet
I agree it was a dirty trick, but the Democrats were on board too. That’s why I think it’s all bullshit performance politics so everyone can go back to their constituents and say “look at me! See how I’m not a racist! See how I’m the good guy!” Give me a freaking break!
It shouldn’t have been up to the university presidents to call bullshit. It should’ve been up to ANYONE on that committee possessing a fucking conscience!
I prefer passing them out to children when they are leaving school. 
Jiu-jitsu liberal. Couldn't drink well enough to be a writer or a lawyer. Became a stoned philosopher instead. Sometimes pay the bills.