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@Ophillous Sixty-Thousand Bees.

This sentient colony of bees is very nice and sometimes quite shy. They work in some kind of box factory where they have a lot of dusty boxes and not a lot of flowers, which is probably torture for bees.

When not trapped in some kind of cardboard purgatory, Bees live in a coat of human skin they lovingly collected from unsuspecting donors. The donors were from ancient Egypt, flung forward in time by Sixty Thousand Bees' good friend the Desert Yeti. (No relation to the Dessert Yeti.)

Bees understand love better than most animals, and that goes double for a sentient colony of bees. That's right- double love. Very rare and precious.

Should you see Sixty-Thousand Bees in the wild, please leave them some delicious flower nectar, or a fat joint. Both of these involve flowers and will please the bees.