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@SquidPresident@cryptids.online Squid President.

The Squid President is the benevolent president of the country of Deepwet. Deepwet is in the deepest, wettest part of the ocean. Deepwet experiences up to 23.5% more wet than any other part of the ocean.

As you can imagine, that makes Deepwet the most prized jewel of the ocean, even more so than Dankdeep, Watertown, and Coralopolis.

As a squid of power, Squid President wiles his days smoking underwater cigars, which are very much like regular cigars but can be used with gills instead of lips. If you have lips, you can not use underwater cigars.

Squid President also sometimes wears a suit, only he wears it like a peoples and pretends to teach human children. The slaps of his tentacles to the beat of Huey Lewis & The News' "The Power of Love" echoes forever in the souls of his students. It haunts them. It makes one weep. It makes the other sing.

Some say there is an even more powerful @FirstLadySquid that is the real power behind the tentacle. More research is required to determine the veracity of this rumor.