Jesus: Alas, alas for you!
Lawyers and Pharisees,
Hypocrites that you are!
Sure that the kingdom of Heaven awaits you,
You will not venture half so far!
Other men that might enter the gates you
Keep from passing through!
Drag them down with you!
You snakes, you viper's brood!
You cannot escape being Devil's food!

Everyone: dude,, chill