chemist: don't worry, Chemistry isn't here right now. it can't hurt you.
[μ-2-(2,6-diisopropylphenyl-1κC1)-6-(2,6-diisopropylphenyl)phenyl-2κC1][μ-2-(2,6-diisopropylphenyl-2κC1)-6-(2,6-diisopropylphenyl)phenyl-1κC1]dichromium(Cr—Cr): *grows limbs and follows you*
this molecule, while truly terrifying, is sadly real: https://science.sciencemag.org/content/310/5749/844
@jacethechicken Why is it terrifying and sad? I mean, I am a master of chemology and chemonomy, so I'm just checking if you're right. 
