@Lennart@spinster.xyz There are some, but they lack the HD rumble and the rest of that. Nintendo has acknowledged the problem, and we have an actual nintendo store (as in with corporate nintendo branding, like the one in NYC) so, I'll go there and see what they can do for me.
If I gotta buy new ones, that just means i can fuck with the old ones and see about fixing/modding them or whatever.