DaveTLV @Surasanji@qoto.org

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I wish. Who doesn't want a sugar momma?

@georgia@spinster.xyz @sadladpress@freespeechextremist.com @TheMadPirate @moonshine@freespeechextremist.com

I make pretty good money at my job. Enough to afford a studio in Central Tel Aviv. It comes out to like 2.3k USD a month. That's after taxes.

@georgia@spinster.xyz @sadladpress@freespeechextremist.com @TheMadPirate @moonshine@freespeechextremist.com And Israeli men can be REALLY creepy and forward. Like dude, chill.

@georgia@spinster.xyz @sadladpress@freespeechextremist.com @TheMadPirate @moonshine@freespeechextremist.com

I call Tel Aviv a 7-second city. Every Seven Seconds you see an absolutely GORGEOUS woman.

In your case, you should look for ladies who cover their hair (like a religious woman), but are more obviously not religious through other signs- behavior and clothing. That's how the Lesbians signal each other here, and keep the creepy men away.

I know this because there was this cute butchy lesbian olah hadasha who needed to be rescued from a bad situation with some gay jewish dudes in Lod. We were coworkers and she called me- so she slept on my and my roomie's couch for a week. I learned a lot about Israeli lesbians- she was really quite outspoken about it.

@georgia@spinster.xyz @sadladpress@freespeechextremist.com @TheMadPirate @moonshine@freespeechextremist.com
.. Also, my hebrew is friggin terrible.

@georgia@spinster.xyz @sadladpress@freespeechextremist.com @TheMadPirate @moonshine@freespeechextremist.com

I'm not suggesting to live here, just to visit. Because then I can buy you a beer.

It's a completely selfish reason.

@jacethechicken That's fair.

It never really gets that cold here. I miss it. And it only rains for a few months out of the year, and even then not a lot.

I really miss regular rain.

@georgia@spinster.xyz @sadladpress@freespeechextremist.com @TheMadPirate @moonshine@freespeechextremist.com here* friggin' dropped inputs on this POS work computer.

@georgia@spinster.xyz @sadladpress@freespeechextremist.com @TheMadPirate @moonshine@freespeechextremist.com You gotta come here and see it.

But I do understand that. To be honest, I came her for healthcare- I became Zionist after living here for a while.

@jacethechicken That actually sounds nice to me. :/

@sadladpress@freespeechextremist.com @TheMadPirate @moonshine@freespeechextremist.com @georgia@spinster.xyz But, you spend at least one day in Tel Aviv, so.. I could buy Georgia a beer! :D

@sadladpress@freespeechextremist.com @TheMadPirate @moonshine@freespeechextremist.com @georgia@spinster.xyz Yeah, Birthright is free both ways for travel. 10 day vacation with a bunch of Israeli history and Zionism thrown your way.

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If I had an extra room I'd also have a couch. So. Easy-peasy.

And you should totally do birthright. It's a fun trip!

@Mrfunkedude If I have quelled those doubts, my work here is done.

@Mrfunkedude Yeah, those look like eyes to me.

@sadladpress@freespeechextremist.com Oh, she's def shy. But, she's also a princess. A beautiful princess the world must love as much as I do.

@sadladpress@freespeechextremist.com I need to catch her telling me she loves me. I keep trying to catch it on video, but missing it.

Time to change the Avatar.. to my cat! :D

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And we both know you'd come back at all hours of the night with your lady friends and making noise and I'd be like, 'Glitches, me and the cat need our beauty rest' and you'd be all 'Shut up, CisHet scum, but okay because you have a cute cat'.