DaveTLV @Surasanji@qoto.org

@meowski @alex @georgia@spinster.xyz are you having a stroke, Meowski? Do I need to contact a doctor?

@georgia@spinster.xyz @meowski @alex a lot of straight guys don't get it. Lesbians have lady friends who AREN'T lesbians and they will *absolutely* wingman for you.

@ansuz@radical.town It'll actually be worse for you than it was for me, as I just had things 'adjusted' as it were and you actually had things removed.

Can't recommend enough a cane or something just in case that pain hits you the right way and takes your breath away, though.

@ansuz@radical.town I've had a groin surgery before- take it easy. Walking will help, although at first it's going to be really uncomfortable. Get yourself a cane or something to lean on while it heals because the pain is going to take your energy and devour it.

@snder you have clearly never met a wolf. They are friggin terrifying.

@Giyadas @AthenasWrench I forget if I showed this to you, Rach. I know AW here will probably like it, too: https://youtu.be/zw8aday4_VQ

Stuff I done found on the internet

I think I'm going to go out of my way to learn genetics and genetic engineering so I can create the hottest new thing:

Chromosome Z.

Then, one retro-virus later, we have a a third chromosome hanging out in our DNA.

What will it do, you ask?

No clue, haven't gotten that far. Presumably super powers. Maybe turbo cancer. Possibly both!

@snder come into the ocean, monkey, I dare you

@snder you talkin' shit you leg-having sob?

@root

@root Toast is Egg?! :O French Toast?!

I still love this.

@snail@spinster.xyz @Lennart@spinster.xyz @georgia@spinster.xyz :O SNAIL, THIS IS THE INTERNET, PUT YOUR CLOTHES ON! D: D: D: