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@Oblivia @TheMadPirate @benis @drburnerphone@freespeechextremist.com @georgia @moonshine@freespeechextremist.com @p @Lennart@spinster.xyz

Ah, yes. In the wide lands of Belongtamick.

I forgot how much I enjoy Muse. I think I'll catch up on missed albums today.

@Lennart@spinster.xyz @Oblivia @TheMadPirate @benis @drburnerphone@freespeechextremist.com @georgia @moonshine@freespeechextremist.com @p

No, Lennart. That is illegal. You're under arrest.

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@Surasanji @TheMadPirate @benis @drburnerphone @georgia @p @Lennart oh no. don't think you get out of this so easily, u just dobbed urself in with the gay here

@moonshine@freespeechextremist.com @Oblivia @TheMadPirate @benis @drburnerphone@freespeechextremist.com @georgia @p @Lennart@spinster.xyz this sadly is true.

@Oblivia @TheMadPirate @benis @drburnerphone@freespeechextremist.com @georgia @p @Lennart@spinster.xyz

I was hoping you'd say that. Love you, too, Oblivia~ ❤️

@Oblivia @TheMadPirate @benis @drburnerphone@freespeechextremist.com @georgia @p @Lennart@spinster.xyz

Oblivia's gayboi posse, exclusively on FSE. Watch new episodes everyday.

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@Surasanji The sequel “Niles’s Big Day” really ironed a lot of the games creases. Still, the wine tasting mini game doth vex me to this day 😔

@mewmew Look here, Cat. I could be poisoned and the antidote could be in Kanye's dick and I still wouldn't fuck him.

My cat was chilling out, purring, sitting on my chest as she is wont to do once I get home, and then?! scary sound!

Anyways, long story short, now I'm bleeding and my cat seems very worried about that and is looking very guilty that her very sharp claws scratched me. I keep telling her it's okay, but I don't think she's convinced.

@georgia I'm not joking when i say I want to lay down right in the middle of that and let whatever may happen happen.

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I just found out that I'm Haram. I assume it is because I call my penis "Mr. Porkey 2 inches"
@Jojothegoodperson@freespeechextremist.com @georgia

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software: we don't accept nazis haha lol
everyone: good
software: did you know china has literal concentration camps?
everyone: WTF KEEP POLITICS OUT OF SOFTWARE

@moonshine@freespeechextremist.com @drburnerphone@freespeechextremist.com that's what they call a boring drink without alcohol.

@drburnerphone@freespeechextremist.com @moonshine@freespeechextremist.com lep.

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