DaveTLV @Surasanji@qoto.org

@moonshine@freespeechextremist.com @LennartMathiassen well, it's a liquor store, not a bar. So, I mean... maybe? Presumably some percentage of their customers are alcoholics.

@moonshine@freespeechextremist.com @LennartMathiassen It's really good. I'm only starting to explore Gin. I did my whiskey thing earlier in life.

@moonshine@freespeechextremist.com @LennartMathiassen I need to get another bottle for vacation, I think. Luckily, the liquor store is under my apartment.

@moonshine@freespeechextremist.com @LennartMathiassen https://pelter.co.il/en/product/gin/

@moonshine@freespeechextremist.com @LennartMathiassen I like gin. I have some great gin at home.

@LennartMathiassen @moonshine@freespeechextremist.com the best whiskey is the one you can afford that you also like.

@realcaseyrollins @pschwede yay. I won Qoto! :D

@Starlit_Fire I am also willing to determine worth in a binary fashion based on the yes/no question 'Do you like cats?'

@Starlit_Fire every human's worth is determined by the number of tasty pies they can eat in one sitting. More pies = more worth.

@meowski @Supernothing soooooo is that a no on the real estate sale?

@requrious@mastodon.social @bryceyoungquist I feel like I'm going to watch this, because I'm a consumerist whore, but Velma as a skinny girl is weird and wrong.

@bryceyoungquist @requrious@mastodon.social I haven't seen this new Scooby Doo movie, but if what you say is true, I hate it.

@Koreko it makes me feel funny in my no-nos.

@quantennoob I don't have time for bullshit. I'm on the clock.

@quantennoob maybe. I don't play that game. I can solve your problems, and you can help me help you or you can GTFO.

Customer: I ORDERED THE WRONG ITEM AND IT'S YOUR FAULT.

Me: Okay, how's that?

Customer: YOU ARE SO RUDE, LET ME TALK TO YOUR MANAGER?!

Me: I am the manager. How did this happen? Where did the confusion happen?

Customer: YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE! *click*

I am still confused.

@moonshine@freespeechextremist.com Ah. a blackfooted snufflecrotch, very rare.

@root @Gargon@mastodon.social TOOOOOAST <3