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@root Okay, fair. What about really being into those Disney waterparks in Orlando?

@drburnerphone@freespeechextremist.com @georgia I know, it's super fuckin' weird.

@drburnerphone@freespeechextremist.com @georgia I dunno. The sexuality of myself and my partner really seem to be the only ones that should matter to me personally, maybe?

@drburnerphone@freespeechextremist.com @georgia And don't get me started on homosexual abortions. Double support.

@drburnerphone@freespeechextremist.com @georgia not only am I not gay, I don't give a hot shit if anyone else is gay! If anything, I'm someone who supports homosexuality AND abortion!

@root what about if you like California Adventure?

@drburnerphone@freespeechextremist.com @georgia I mean, I'm an atheist Jewish immigrant to Israel, that alone makes me like half satan already.

@drburnerphone@freespeechextremist.com @georgia I don't think God or Satan can help me at this point, BP.

@drburnerphone@freespeechextremist.com @georgia So.. REgular Jesus?

Terrible Woody Meme. Just awful. Don't say I didn't warn you. 

@drburnerphone@freespeechextremist.com @georgia

I'm double CWing it!

@drburnerphone@freespeechextremist.com @georgia *desire to post terrible Woody meme intensifies*

@Starlit_Fire now I feel obligated to make you a box of mac and cheese or something. I don't think it'll keep in the mail, though.

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@Starlit_Fire I'd rather show off my ability to follow directions on boxes of food.

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happy thankxgiving to all you americans, enjoy eating a lot of food if you can
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My cat has completed her daily ritual of first, softly biting my foot, followed by a head butt (to the foot) and then, finally, laying on my ankle with her head on my foot.

Now I can relax.

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