DaveTLV @Surasanji@qoto.org

@root Okay, so that's a good place to start. Take a good, long eye close.

Second step: Deep cleaning something.

Alternate second step: Play with Toast.

@root When I worked in corrections, my go to snack was chocolate covered espresso beans.

@bryn my cat also has an orangeish tum!

@Mrfunkedude pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicavolcanoconiosis

@Mrfunkedude You can extend it further, I believe.

@jlcphotother@mastodon.social from my experience with Poms they will not expect it. They are cuddlesluts and will believe all attention is good up until the end.

So, clearly, we will need to rise up to save them.

@muppetbutler@cryptids.online is this that Aussie game where you circle the things that can kill you?

@jlcphotother@mastodon.social D: D: D:

@jlcphotother@mastodon.social This is a guess, but I think they're going to be made into a stylish hat.

An adorable, fantastic, stylish hat that exudes pure sadness.

@jlcphotother@mastodon.social !!!!!!! It would explain why the dogs look so concerned, too! They know they're about to be given to some kinda crappy, second rate Cruella deVille!

@jlcphotother@mastodon.social Hey, wait a minute, that guy isn't wearing a ring! What's going on here?!

@jlcphotother@mastodon.social Aw.. I'm sad now. 😭

@soft I'm more of a pixie parallelogram guy, myself.

@jlcphotother@mastodon.social it's always the children who suffer most. :(

@dirt@lgbtq.cool "Accidentally"

@jlcphotother@mastodon.social those dogs look a little concerned.

So ready for the work day to be done. So ready.

@Ophillous So big and majestic. <3