DaveTLV @Surasanji@qoto.org

I was just sort of hanging out last night in bed and my cat fell asleep next to me, all snuggled up to my side. That cat improves my life. She purred and snuggled in and was so warm and nice.

I fell asleep feeling so peaceful and comfortable. That lil animal makes my life better. <3

WHUT?! http://orderyoni.com/

Vagina Beer?! Beer made with a lady's what?!

I mean, it should change entirely during the process, but it's one of those things that's cross sectioned with stuff that I'm like? Wut? Why does this need to be a thing?

That being said, I'd probably drink some if only to say I've done so.

I don't actually believe in Astrology, btw, but I am very curious what it 'means'. It's an interesting thing.

Astrology peoples. I am curious.

Here is my Birth Chart thing: astro-charts.com/chart/41380852e

What does it mean? I have no idea, but I am very curious.

#astrology

She is a fine kitty, who is very good at hugs. She likes to snuggle up to my side when we sit on the bed. It's really nice to have her there to talk to.

I'm in one of those 'FUCK WORK' kinda moods.

Really, I just want to go home and hug my cat.

So. I got that there Newish Assassin's Creed, AC: Odyssey. I'm a fan. Pretty cool stuff, so far. Not deep into it yet., though.

@SquidPresident@cryptids.online @johnrandom@cryptids.online @Ophillous Cryptid Friends, I think I found a cryptid. Thoughts, please?

Some vegetarians believe eating plants is kinder than eating animals because they think that plants do not feel pain.

The truth is that plants feel pain in slow motion, and with great intensity!

I have a video of this, but not sure if I can post it to Mastodon. It's over 50mb

Please enjoy this picture of my cat playing in a bag. #mastocat #mastocats