So, what happened in Crocus according to Putin and his propaganda :

1. The United States announced 2 weeks before the terrorist attack that it would be in Crocus in two weeks
2. But this data was not enough for the Russian special services to prevent a terrorist attack
3. The police and the National Guard rushed to the scene of the terrorist attack instantly, but for some reason the terrorists left an hour before
4. The fire doors were opened but did not open, causing many people to die.
5. There was a window for terrorists on the Ukrainian side of the border, but what was on the Russian side of the border cannot be asked
6. During the arrest, one terrorist’s ear was cut off and the video was posted on all channels, but the authorities did not pay attention to this.
7. Another terrorist was brought to court unconscious and told that he would admit guilt.
8. The third terrorist said that he had 250 thousand rubles transferred to his MIR card
9. Then the Sledkom stated that they also transferred cryptocurrency, probably also to the MIR card
10. Then the Investigative Committee stated that the terrorists were traveling to Kyiv for a reward
11. Then the FSB announced that the person who financed the terrorists was arrested in Dagestan
12. The Russian state television channel said that terrorists had chips implanted in their brains
13. Patrushev listened to ISIS’s statement about responsibility for the terrorist attack and stated that responsibility lies in Ukraine
14. And Putin, 3 days after the terrorist attack, said that it was committed by Islamists
15. After another 10 days, Putin said that the Islamists could not have committed a terrorist attack
16. And the Investigative Committee, after two weeks of studying the terrorists’ phones, found in them photos with Ukrainian symbols

In general, the investigation is going very well.
(PolitHumor)

Thanks to Rost Slav for this delicious find.

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