Even Zetards are tired of Kremlin newspeak. A Z-channel has compiled a dictionary.
Some may find this surprising, but few things cause such acute rejection and fierce irritation among Z-writers as Russian bureaucratic "newspeak". In the reluctance to call an "ass" "ass", Z-channels see a criminal attempt by the authorities to lull a society that they are trying with all their might to "mobilize" without success.
"A fire from a downed drone caused the detonation of explosive objects in the Voronezh region (c) Governor Gusev
The debris from the successfully shot down drone carrying explosive objects fell on a warehouse of explosive objects and caused numerous explosions.
[sighs] I have already written earlier about how such newspeak is destructive:
Such a soothing lie aggravates the situation. After all, if they shot everything down, then there is no need for mobile air defense groups, a global monitoring system, or protection of objects. Everything is shot down anyway. And while lies circulate in the media and reports, the Ukrainian Armed Forces are systematically working on oil refineries and oil depots,” complains ZERGULIO indignant.
"We would like to draw the attention of the acting governor of the Kursk region to the wording. The Russian Ministry of Defense uses the wording "armed invasion." The governor writes : "A terrorist attack by the Ukrainian Armed Forces."
A sortie is when ten militants in slippers came down from the mountains with three machine guns for Snickers. And formulations like "clap, sortie " and so on do not contribute to an objective assessment of the situation, the correct information of citizens and do not increase the level of trust in regional authorities. And it was not the militants of the Armed Forces of Ukraine who got into the Kursk region. But, damn it, an almost full-fledged army corps on NATO equipment.
Call a spade a spade and work, don't pretend. And people will be drawn to you. Scared? Well, look where you're scared from. And work," - scolds "Two Majors."
Excerpt from TRIPLEX convenient dictionary of mocking Kremlin newspeak:
"fire from a downed drone" = a fire caused by a UAV strike on an object
"detonation of explosive objects" = the explosion of ammunition as a result of a fire caused by a successful hit of a UAV on an object.
"technological disruptions in neighboring regions" = the enemy's disabling of energy facilities
“technological disturbances following external impact on a power facility” = an expanded version of the previous formulation.
"stopped" = enemy UAV hit the object
"attempt" = the enemy successfully launched a drone and struck
"clap" = explosion
"UFO over Pskov" = UAV over Pskov
"damaged aircraft" = an aircraft destroyed by an enemy strike
"deliberate evil act" = terrorist attack
"drone crash on uninhabited object" = enemy UAV strike on oil depot
"Emergency" = the fall/hit of an enemy drone on a residential building in St. Petersburg.
Further also: "cotton", "smoke", "negative growth", "hard landing", "interference of outsiders in the operation of railway transport", etc.
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