A fly has been in my apartment all of today and yesterday, it's reactions speeds are unlike anything I have ever seen and I am entirely incapable of ridding myself of it. I have made my peace with my new roommate, all I ask is my oranges remain undefiled.

If you're extremely talented at least have the dignity to be really weird, it makes things feel a little more fair.

Here's my conclusion on the chicken or the egg question, I'm sure many have come to it before.

There is an answer to what came first, the chicken or the egg and this is due to the problem of the question. We are using biological categories, as species evolve by generations of minute mutation, at some point something chicken-like but not quite considered a chicken gave birth to something slightly more chicken like than itself, this caused the child (the egg) to be classified as a chicken whereas it's parent was not. The first chicken came from an egg.

Interested to hear counter arguments.

I just had to watch a youtube tutorial to figure out how to use an oven and now I'm fucking anprim

"You're about to be evicted from Sapphire league", come to my house at midnight dumb owl and kickmy ass see if i care

Top 5 unbelievably arguments that humans still have free will (MUST READ) (Kant's answer will bore you)

How do I contact George Soros to get compensated for my political beliefs, I'm out here doing it for free.

When I say "I've optimised the system's server", what I really mean is "I lost the pem key because I'm a dumbass and spent 3 hours frantically trying to fix the damage".

I thought this was an onion article at first, I don't think whether the world's smartest chimp has died is much of an opinion piece.

I completed a usability review (about chess.com) for part of my Master's program a while ago and sent it off to Chess.com. The support thanked me and said she would pass it to the Chief technical advisor but then I didn't ever hear anything back.

I recently noticed this which is precisely one of my suggestions. Super nice to see they actually acted on this feedback.

How long does my duo-lingo streak need to be before I get Dutch citizenship?

I just did a PowerPoint presentation about how the earth's curvature works to my flat earther father. I never thought I would say that.

I've been really into reading psychology (surface level stuff) recently, and in this book they mention the Familiarity Heuristic (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Familiar).

I think personally this explains a lot in terms of my musical taste as very often I have to listen to something several times before I really enjoy it.

"Music used to mean something back in the day"

The Beach Boys: Sometimes I feel very sad, Sometimes I feel very sad, Sometimes I feel very sad, Sometimes I feel very sad

The further up in academia I go the more I realize almost everyone is as incompetent as me

tragedy + time = comedy

comedy - time = tragedy

comedy - tragedy = time.

People are very ready to shun consumerism yet travel constantly, I love traveling don't get me wrong but services are still very much a part of the consumerist problem.

Trillenial :unverified: boosted

In the 2000s, we called this “single point of failure”, and it was bad.

In the 2010s, we call it “cloud”, and it is good.

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