Software devs with no game dev experience writing the most fucked up, heinous & unnecessarily complicated JavaScript you've ever seen just to avoid using a game library

As much as I try to appreciate art and have made it to some world class museums.

At the end of the day even a simple piece of elegant code like this. Is far more beautiful to me than even the highest regarded artwork.

I must accept my fate as a robot

I don't mean to brag guys but I kinda have a date tonight 😎

Government: "You must remain in self quarantine only leaving the apartment to get essential supplies"

Introverts:

forgive me for the ancient meme but Yo dawg we heard you like JavaScript so I wrote a JavaScript Comparison Engine in JavaScript so you can compare your JavaScript with your JavaScript. jesse.greg-mitten.dev

I thought this was an onion article at first, I don't think whether the world's smartest chimp has died is much of an opinion piece.

I completed a usability review (about chess.com) for part of my Master's program a while ago and sent it off to Chess.com. The support thanked me and said she would pass it to the Chief technical advisor but then I didn't ever hear anything back.

I recently noticed this which is precisely one of my suggestions. Super nice to see they actually acted on this feedback.

rain resistant pesticides after I run my fruit under the water for 0.3 seconds

Don't do this shit, I already use another special character in my password. Don't make me use a specific one to avoid dealing with whatever development issues you have with it.

When will the cowards at youtube release a 64x speed option so I can watch content the speed my brain processes it

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