Trillenial @Trillenial@qoto.org

*Builds extremely complicated back-end system* - People: "Oh cool."

*Builds clock in JavaScript* - People: "Are you some kind of technical genius?"

Breaking news: man being scammed somehow thinks he's scamming the system

Parchment is just wholemeal paper

Hope I don't get drafted for the war on christmas

Hoping to figure out one day whether I actually liked Java or if it's just Stockholm syndrome

I know the NSA aren't listening to my communications because if they were I would have definitely been offered a sketch show by now

You ever just listen to Beethoven's music just to flex on him

Putting on these bad boys to finally see the world of noumena

Originally, friends was going to be filmed with the actual friends and not actors. This idea was unfortunately scrapped when Joey Tribbiani declined the role in favour of his role in days of our lives.

Fortunately they were able to find very convincing look-a likes. Here's Joey Tribbiani and Matt LeBlanc for example.

Please remember that the overly vocal minority of vegans are the ones giving veganism a bad reputation. Confirmation bias is going to confirm the opinion that all vegans are super loud and obnoxious unless you actively remember that you never find out when someone doesn't tell you their a vegan to dismiss that bias.

Whenever I'm in a rush to get somewhere I play this on loop https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czTksCF6X8Y

It's funny how I always think of philosophers and composers from the past as being a specific age. I always think about Mozart like he's 14 and Locke like he's 65.

I don't have any enemies in this life except weeaboos and Aristotelians.

If I were to write a Computer Science book I'd call it "O(n) Linear Time"

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