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rain resistant pesticides after I run my fruit under the water for 0.3 seconds

"I love animals", *eats meat*. Just say you like dogs mate no one is going to judge you.

People on the internet will forever condemn all personality tests saying they're for normies but the second the doomer/bloomer/zoomer/boomer shit comes out they eat it up.

It's like saying speaking is hard, yeah maybe speaking is hard if you're delivering rhetoric in a debate to thousands of people, but if you're just asking someone where the nearest bathroom it's completely trivial.

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There are still programmers out there perpetuating the myth that programming is hard, prepare for an extremely lukewarm take.

Programming is just a set of tools and that set of tools and learning this tool set is not challenging to learn over an extended period.

Programming is only as hard as the problems you are solving with it, if you're solving simple problems programming is simple, likewise for the contrary.

New rule for programmers: never fucking say to me just "it doesn't work". Most frustrating reply.

I'm hoping once climate change has flooded Miami we're all going to collectively say: "climate change has done all the good it's going to do let's stop it now"

There is no centrist position on climate change

Don't do this shit, I already use another special character in my password. Don't make me use a specific one to avoid dealing with whatever development issues you have with it.

When will the cowards at youtube release a 64x speed option so I can watch content the speed my brain processes it

This is a worthless post about the semantics of a meme.

That being said, the meme -

Nobody:
X: [punchline]

Is not saying what it seems like, it's saying nobody is saying nothing. Which is necessarily true, nobody cannot say anything nor do anything. So "nobody: " is meaningless, It should be

"everyone: "
X: [punchline]

Why did I bother to write this? Idk ask my dumb brain

It seems like 30% of Millennial political discussion is centered around fucking superhero movies

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